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Columnists 17.5.2017 03:25 pm

Blitzboks’ victory put the cap on the weekend

‘They were simply magnificent,’ said the Arithmetically-challenged One of coach Neil Powell’s team.

The Arithmetically-challenged Golfer was in full cry, and after a weekend where the Lions had completed a grand slam on their tour of Australia and the Blitzboks had struck gold in Paris and clinched the 2017 World Sevens Series in the process, his euphoria knew no bounds.

Blitzboks’ victory put the cap on the weekend
Blitzboks’ victory put the cap on the weekend

Blitzboks’ victory put the cap on the weekend

‘They were simply magnificent,’ said the Arithmetically-challenged One of coach Neil Powell’s team.

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